i luv luv luv mac makeup. fuckity fuck-why didn’t i discover it earlier??!!!! well, partly because of the humongous price tag!!!! U know, when u first look at mac, u think hmmm “what’s so special??” I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG.

i can’t believe i could ever have lived without mac….lol i now come to think of my life in terms of B.M.A.C. and A.M.A.C. OMG. Sad but totally true.

i just luv the huge range of gorgeous yummy colours to choose from and the amazing textures and alll the shinyness. hmmm…..i sound like a blooody saleswoman. Oh God…what’s become of me??? i lurve the crazycool names they come up with as well- PERVETTE anyone??

once u use MAC there’s no going back baby!!!

Just take a look at MAC’s new Heatherette collection-gorgeous beyond words-or am i completely suckered in by the fancy, useless, environmentally bad but oh so hot pinkness of it all…..hmmm i wonder sumtimes.

oh god, how can anyone be profound over a load of makeup. well i can. ladida…..im off to visit the wizard of mac.

A Fictional Story

me at the mac counter: hmmmm can i get all the lipsticks, all the beauty powders and the quads…oh and the lipglasses and the….what the fuck, chuck it all in…..i want it all!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA. mmmmmm….i just luv the shiny pinkness of it alll.

MAc woman: sure u do, luv…..but thats what u said last week…oh and can u stop fondling the products please and ummm u’re scaring the customers…so ermmm please leave. like immediately.

Fictional story, but u get the general idea, peeps.

I AM DERANGED WITH REGARDS TO MAC.

so who else is in lurve with MAC???